It's incredibly fucking lame. The one I hate is "too actressy and fake." She is an actress. If she seems actress-y, and like a theater kid, that sounds like the opposite of fake to me. Now, if she starts acting all "accountant-y,' then I might think that was a little fake. ;)

I'm going to compare other celebrities to grains:

there are lots of reasons not to like people

What's everyone's problem with Anne Hathaway? This isn't rhetorical. What is it? Does she not have enough of that contrived J-Law "I just fart and eat pizza in my sweatpants whenever I'm not being nominated for Oscars" vibe? Is Hathaway harder to shoehorn into your "pretend best friend" fantasies cos she looks like…

Yeah, I'm not impressed by the "what, did people not like Anne Hathaway?" angle from Jezebel of all places.

No, Anne, I love you. ::rips open shirt to reveal bedazzled torso::

LIES. Anne Hathaway is amazing and I love her and you should love her too. The "Hatha-haters gonna hate" thing was coined by NyMag I think, during the height of the "OMG ANNE IS SUCH A THEATRE NERD GO AWAY" Les Mis poledance. It's not new really, and I like it cuz it's fun to say and it gives you a nice warm feeling…

After reading the full article, I find that I dislike the writer more than Hathaway (though I never really had a problem with her to begin with).

Since I'm generally annoyed at how we build these actresses up and then dispose of them for no reason other than than a mixture of boredom and fashion, I can't snark the interview.

The best part of his letter is the disclaimer at the end:

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.

40 and single. No surprise there.

brb becoming a vigilante

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

join the party!

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK
THIS IS THE SECOND ONE I READ ABOUT IN THE GAP OF 10 MINUTES. WHAT IN THE SUPREME FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

OBAMA STARTED THE EBOLA EPIDEMIC AND OBAMABOLA IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AND MAKE YOUG ET GAY MARRIED.

I'm a sucker for local news stations Facebook posts, the amount of racist/xenophobic/ignorant comments are astounding, especially when you consider that it is tied to people's real lives.

Jesus. If stupidity was a disease, half of this damn country would be rotting in the streets.

i feel bad for cnn. it seems really sad and confused about it's purpose in life. it doesn't know how to report the news to get anyone to watch anymore so they just kinda sadly read their twitter feed on tv between vague, argumentless comments on whatever the topic at hand is.