"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don't they? She's a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth…

I don't understand fried bread, but I think I really want to.

"It's England, so they mean Lays."

I'm not even kidding, there's a scene in one episode of Sherlock that I have to skip because Martin Freeman sits there with baked beans on the end of his fork for like 30 seconds and I dry heave every goddamn time.

[The Hibernator] consists of eight rashers of bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four egg cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast

There are so many things I don't understand, and frankly do not want to understand. Such as, fried bread and toast? WTF? Also, ladles of tomatoes? And beans for breakfast seems like a nice way to fart the day. I mean, start the day.

Fellow Jezzies, please please PLEASE resist the urge to reply to the "feminists are ugly and humorless" trolls. Giving them attention doesn't just give them exactly what they want, it also frequently means they stop being gray, so even more people see their trolling.

This one.

Strip away Book Amy's complexities and you're left with little more than "crazy fucking bitch."

Thank you! Why does everyone act like Amy is a "scorned woman"? She's a psychopath, and in my opinion a fun one.

The catch-22 with Gone Girl is that its refreshing to people like me to see a female character that isn't likeable and still utterly compelling. The author didn't feel pressured to make Amy likeable and in fact (having read all of her books now) makes it a point to write UNlikeable female characters. I think the…

Any successful marriage - mine, included - involves some benevolent omission/"lying". 100% honesty is 1. impossible and 2. overrated. But on the big stuff? You have to be open and communicative. You have to act as a team - you and them against the world. You have to be kind. You have to talk about sex even when its…

This one's a double whammy.

Do you know how you can look at someone and just know they're an asshole? Just... yep.

I have grown so jaded by attention seeking people that I automatically assume everything is fake and staged. That allows me to survive the truly mean people as well as the douches. I wonder how many takes they did. Her makeup sure looked like it ran "a lot". Staged.

What a totally healthy, not at all dysfunctional relationship.

I actually encourage these to jags to stay together, just so they don't go out and infect the rest of the dating pool

Did you not watch the clip?

It seems that everyone wants a cameo on this show. Good for them. It really is a great show.

Dialogue isn't a huge factor to me, because I'm just so used to unrealistic fast-snappy-talking in Hollywood (even though in real life, we're all like, "Umm.....so yeah...and like...yep.")