The joke is that Kamala Harris fucks.

That could be his perpetual campaigning slogan. Wouldn’t stop the lumpen from voting for him, anyway.

I think the only appropriate response to anything related to Gaetz at this point amounts to, “What the actual fuck is this stupid shit???”

Lived in NoVa for quite a few years. Never got used to Jefferson Davis Highway. I’d be driving around and then be like “oh yea, I’m on Jefferson Davis Highway, yay.” I remember asking locals “Wait, is it really Jefferson Davis Highway? Names after that Jefferson Davis? Are you sure there isn’t some other Jefferson…

“There is a prevailing school of shallow thought that if you’re not helping Hillary Clinton, you’re helping Donald Trump. I am not that stupid. That’s not how math works. That’s not how the Electoral College works.”

This did not age well.

I will concede that wearing crocs oughta be a crime, but until that great day these cops can fuck right off.

So what? Why do you say that like it matters? When you make excuses like this, you’re essentially saying that you are okay with police officers being less able to deal with a belligerent public than a 15-year-old McDonald’s employee.

BULLSHIT.

Yeah because being a controlling father to girls has never backfired in any way 

You might wanna change the spelling of the person in the headline.

Celebrities: They’re better than us. 

It’s funny because these same professors will blast liberal professors for “indoctrinating” students.

In the past I’ve had Christian and conservative students shyly approach me to say how happy they were to finally find a professor who was open in his beliefs.

Black women have been at the forefront of every single Black movement, with the exception of this “he-man woman hater” hotep bullshit.

Guy like this think having a dick & balls is an accomplishment. Like he was born flat like a Ken doll and had to grow them from scratch. 

If you can’t see them then you probably can’t read this.  Dumb fuck.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

Only if they take Florida with them.

How’s this working out for you today?