Since we’re all supposed to find our ska phases endlessly embarrassing
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I’m hoping there will be a follow-up article ranking the best dipping sauces for medicinal nuggets
If Army were to somehow manage to pull off the upset at Michigan in week 2, what are the chances they get an invite to the playoff (assuming they finish undefeated)? And assuming they don’t, how long will it take for president candycorn to go into a rage-tweetstorm about the NCAA not supporting the troops?
They should probably just be glad she could be bothered to show up at all
Much like Baron Corbin always wrestling in slacks and a vest, the lesson here is that “different” doesn’t always mean “good.”
I really hope that whoever ends up winning names Marianne Williamson as their Press Secretary. She amuses me to no end, and press briefings with her would be the exact opposite of the ones we’ve been getting the last few years.
I got banned by Jez a little while back for complaining about them constantly (and gleefully) shitting on people with depressive and/or mood disorders
It’s also possible that veteran Thor could be playing somewhere else before the trade deadline hits. Also,
Agreed about Armisen. I’m surprised he continues to get so much love here at Jezebel, given his treatment of women
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I wonder if he’ll just claim he was texting her because he needed to use her microwave...
but I’d much rather eat leftover Popeyes than reheated pizza.
No idea if this will get through since I think ive been banned by Jezebel, but I have a friend who’s pan and claims that bi people are “cowardly” for limiting themselves to m/f genders. She’s a wondeful person, but I don’t understand this take. I tried talking to her about it, but she got mad and accused me of not…
I feel like a lot of these would be pretty regular occurrences at Buffalo Bills games (or Buffalo in general).
That’s sort of what I’m doing. I go in and have them shave it down to a 1 or a 2, then repeat the process a few months later. I used to take a razor to it every day or so, but the results didn’t seem to be worth the effort. I’m to the point now where I know I’m fuck-ugly no matter what I try, so why bother?
I only get my hair cut maybe every three months or so, but I’ve been balding since I was about 23 (16 years ago), so there isn’t a whole lot up there to cut anymore.
To be fair, Reese’s Fast Break is goddamned delight
I’m curious as to if we should be rooting for the XFL 2.0 to succeed, as well. If it does well enough, and I have no idea what metric would be used to determine that, would Vince shift his personal priorities away from the day-to-day creative management of WWE programming (possibly given to Hunter)?
All any of these surgeries <MIGHT> do is get them a few more right-swipes on whatever dating apps they’re using. But once they open their misogynistic mouths, they’ll still be spending their weekends at home alone and raging online about wherever they decide to point the finger of blame next (which will obviously…