F1 team backed by American money with a factory in England will contest a car designed and powered by Italians that will be piloted by a Frenchman and a Mexican.

I would Airwolf the fuck out of it. Insist that the hangar has a retractable roof so I can go out the top like in Monument Valley, and it would play the Airwolf theme song/attack song on loudspeakers like Bobby Duval does with Wagner in Apocalypse Now.

Or maybe, heavens forbid, they don’t care want internet keyboard jockeys think and drive the car because they love it.

Oh look, another boring-ass car that looks like every other midsize sedan. It’ll sell like hotcakes in the US. I think my fellow countrymen are allergic to interesting vehicles.

I love this series. It’s as close to a true “stock car racing” were gonna get. Plus all types of cars. Don’t know why it doesn’t get more press.

That also included my wife in the front seat. The 3 kids were in the back seat. Sucks to be them. We were comfortable.

#5MinuteMSPaintChop

Wait...how did that publicity shot get approved??? The cast members don’t have their arms folded in front of them!

At least the angle of the annoying v-neck matches the angle of the annoying goatee.

The dude with the horns got on my nerves too. I gave up after a couple episodes. Same with Pawn Stars, American Pickers, etc. I used to love watching the History Channel when it was everything WWII and Modern Marvels. Now it’s just crap.

An episode of Chasing Classic Cars, abridged:

Wayne Carini wakes up, drives around the block, finds random barn, jiggles the handle *unlocked*, finds 1967 Lamborghini Miura SV abandoned, gets titled for $300, sells at auction for $5.2 million, “it was an OK price. I’m not thrilled.”

Try explaining that to Billy Bob Baby Jesus.

If it doesn’t end in a fistfight then it’s not worth watching, apparently.

too many camshafts