“Don’t do anything because TikTok told you to.”

Dakota Johnson AND Timberlake? Wow that is 100% a must miss for me. What are we even doin’ here, guys?

I’m going to stick to my Tide Pods, thank you very much!

So obviously written by a “rock journalist” and not an actual music-loving human who was alive during 1984

It all comes down to what you like. Panama is guitar rock. Jump is a pop song.

My youth. There are soooo many more to add, but this great.

“A little voice inside my head said, ‘Don’t look back, you can never look back.’”

Kudos to putting Magic so high up. I have 6 of these albums up behind the bar in my basement.

The 30 Best Pop Songs of 1984

Exactly. I mean, this?:

This list exists to drive ad revenue, period.

This list seems to include some strange choices, most likely in an attempt to drive people to the comment section.

Hard shell tacos with beef or refried bean, lettuce, cheese and sauce is as far from authentic taqueria Mexican tacos as Thai food. I get complaining about Chipotle vs the real deal but Tex-Mex fast food is nothing like any local place I know of and if you’re craving one the other is not going to do.

This is the real fuckin’ travesty right here.

JFC I read some of the filing...

I listened to the Behind the Bastards episodes on McMahon, so I thought I couldn’t be surprised by how gross he is but... wow.

The details of this are just vile. I know this is a civil suit, but if this is true, you gotta find a way to where Vince is spending the rest of his life in jail.

She made a mistake by not making a Praline, Praline, Praline, Praline ice cream. 

One would think, in this entire article hand-wringing about how terrible the shows have gotten, there might be some information about ratings. Because, ultimately, that’s the only metric that matters.