Subway, to me, is like McDonalds. I don’t go there because they use the highest quality ingredients and sell the best food. I go there because it’s cheap and they have some aggressive deals in the app. Last week I went to Subway because they had a “FLBOGO” deal in their app — two sandwiches for the price of one. I got…

If you start with crap, it doesn’t matter what you do, it will always be crap.

The burger store ran out of burgers, interesting.

It’s deli meat. If it’s ordinary ham/salami/turkey coming from the plant then slicing at the counter does nothing except look good. This is just foolishness on Subway’s part.

I think Subway is missing the point, it's not about slicing the meat in the store, it's about slicing it right when a sub is ordered. If you pre slice it you run into the same issue with more of the meats surface area being exposed to air. 

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

WTF is “fluffy meat”‽

That “fluffy meat” comment, ooof that just sounds so bad to me. 

Cleaning is one of the reasons why I reject most kitchen gadgets for a good sharp knife. My 13 year old made kalamata olive butter two days ago, and the food processor is still not washed. (At least it won’t spoil, since butter is stable at RT.)

I remember seeing Fluffy Meat open for the Ramones at CBGB back in ‘82...

We need a tiger these days more than we need any 3-4 humans. I know it sounds insane to say that but I believe it down to my bones.

I have a feeling any restaurant is going to be called pricey for what you get these days, fast/expedient food included. While I haven’t been in a few years since moving, Bonchon was always good and reliable when I used to go. Were there sit down Korean restaurants that I preferred purely from a selection and flavor…

Oh hey, there’s a Bonchon at Clackamas Town Center.  I’ll have to try it next time I’m out that way.

It was always baffling to me that none of those Lions teams from the early ‘90s could get any farther in the playoffs when they had Barry Sanders in his prime.

For people who aren’t sports fans, the last time the Lions won their division before this year was 1993 (back when they were in the NFC Central division), the last time they won a single playoff game was 1992 (the 1991 playoffs), and they have not made a Super Bowl in the modern era (they have some NFL championships…

Literally me. I can watch a man chainsaw twenty teenagers to death, no problem.

But one animal is injured or killed, and I’m like “Humans were a mistake, there is no hope for this world.”

There was that Idris Elba movie about protecting his daughters from a tiger or something and I was like “I can’t watch that, I’m…

Huskies like to spend time in the snow and complain incessently if forced back inside prematurely. They can go to sleep on the bare ground, let the snow pile up on them and get up right as rain in the morning.

I feel exactly the same, I get totally off track when animals are hurt onscreen.

Yeah, but most of the value menu items are pretty one note. The stacker and loaded nachos are actually pretty decent for the price though.

re. the chiliheads docu series, surely their bum-holes must be traumatised from all that spicy food?