Dan Snyder must have taken over the Nationals.

Not so much scary, but one of my first memories of being truly startled was when Luke was looking through those futuristic binoculars and a Sandperson stands up in front of him with his staff raised and screams that guttural wail.

Look at the bells ♪ Look at the bells

Brian Kelly looks a lot like I guy I fought in a bar in Okeechobee, Florida.

Ok Nick. Don’t let the door hit you on that hip on the way out.

This Richard Lee guy sounds like a Dick.

It kind of looks like you’re roasting a roll of toilet paper.

Well, I’m not sure that everyone watching has heard...

Obviously he was out collecting his money.

I love saying random shit in public. I think I’ll start a Twitter account.  

Must be brutal to have to wear those commemorative patches that highlight your average point differential.

That drill would be good practice for interracial porn too.

- Rick Pitino in many ways

Why is Curtis Granderson even in the Dodgers’ line-up? Why?

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

Obligatory Brian Regan quote:

“It’s surprising that more boxing faceoffs don’t end like this.”

Life is all about strikes and gutters, ups and downs.