Not now

Thank goodness they’re leaving the emblems on the trail markers alone

Chavez “allowed two doubles, walked four...”

He went to Duke for fuck’s sake, he has a history of poor decision making.

Audience of NBC Sports today:

“Well not an easy play, let me say that first”.

Full 12" version of Miss You. Always great on a Sunday afternoon.

Way to represent the South Side.

He and Kim Jong Il... just sayin’

Get that kid into the Harry Caray School of Broadcasting asap.

I also hate how he says “Injuns”

Dame Dolla reminds you it’s Red and Black.

Well there goes a healing the sick opportunity.  

If only Jimmy the Greek was around to analyze that statement.

Everyone knows the best teammate is the one who makes Gatorade baths into wine.

Get off my lawn, damn kids.

Awesome! That’s like 66 points in scrabble.

Wait, so this isn’t Dak’s signature?

He should be glad he didn’t whiff on those fingers Nadal’s constantly picking his butt with.