Obviously they consulted their NFL neighbors in deciding what to do in the 2017 draft.

“Hey Colin, are you sitting down? I got some big news for you.”

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Q: “Where is the incest?”

Whoa!!! What are the odds that the last name of the guy they’ve picked to wear #17 is Golden Knights.

Dumb.

“That’s actually his new girlfriend Jim. They were all standing together this week for a Fox promo photo you fucking nimrod”

The Sheriff of Nottingham has a new hero to deal with.

Not sure I’m seeing thing correctly today. I think that video showed someone actually on base when Samardzija hit that dinger.

Steve Elkington is about as relevant as his first win at the KMart Greensboro Open.

The real problem is that banner has been hanging there 4 years too long.

A five game suspension for Pitino actually equates to one quarter.

The pilot is ok.

I’m assuming a sowing needle is used for planting seeds.

He’s just trying to brown-nose FIFA.

Up All Night.

The announcers have all the enthusiasm of ‘Boom goes the dynamite’.

I thought he said “oh my, that almost hit a retarded number” and I was thinking that’s not nice.