Is he working for Taco Bell now?

Reince should stick to lacrosse metaphors.

I like the Eagles reference in Empire Strikes Back when Yoda says “That’s why you fail.”

So much more...like a 30+% K ratio.  

“What is your name? And how do you spell that?”

I believe that bar is looking for a general manager.

I’m sure the president can help him out if he needs advice on relating to a wife who’s 23 years younger than he is.

.056/.150/.056... yeah just a little overmatched.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

Dong! Right into my automobile.

She can have a wild card into my hotel room.

Hate reading about young people with injuries and/or illnesses that just go downhill quickly. Sounds like he was initially admitted in stable condition with facial contusions, and then was downgraded to critical with head trauma by midweek.

Jim Harbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Pope Francis walk into a bar...

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

Sweet

We’ve got a bleeder!

I think it’s appropriate that Andy Murray is clumped in with the women here.

I’m pretty sure there’s a stipulation in your contract about this Madison.

These must be the trying times when Granderson becomes worth $15 million annually.