Maydae Davis

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

Porn, of course.

Are there any deals on shacks in the boondocks, sans wifi and cell service. Would like electricity and nearby water source though.

This would have got him a raise if he worked at R. Kelly University.

Note Belichick says Thankagiving is about good food, not good football.

“You’ll never fucking work in this business again.”

¡Ay, caramba! 

imagine if a squirrel was a basketball.

The course seems like it’s for hamsters whereas the above gif makes me think it’s really for gerbils.

White chocolate never expires, it just has a ‘best before’ date.

Defensively, I think we are going to see a lot of this in the lane this year.

Mose Allison. A good man. Gone.

Top ranking?

I suppose investigating those abnormal testosterone and epitestosterone levels on Floyd Landis during the 2006 Tour de France wasn’t CSI Miami material.

“Football is a meritocracy”

If your posse’s in effect and you’re doin’ the do...then, I think, you have more rhymes that his whole damn crew.

...explore your sexuality. A great way to do that safely and limitlessly is online.

Lookin’ back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I’m losin’ my mind