This, we knew. What we need are pictures of Trump blowing an alien or tripping Stevie Wonder. Something along those lines.

Greg Maddux would have finished pitching a complete game in that same time.

I thought their mascot a couple years ago did a good job at getting the Cubs familiar with balls down in the zone.

That’s an exact representation of his stat line for the first 6 games of the season.

Being that Miami is a major drug trafficking area, I suppose for legacy purposes, it’s better to find the cocaine in his system rather than in the boat.

I like seeing how the Mormon Mario Sisters are keeping polygamy alive and well.

These are students that cannot find Ohio on a map of the US, let alone the US on a map of the world.

Queuing the barfman incidents.

Gabe Carimi was one of those bears.

Fires in Milwaukee always make me suspect Chachi.

Since their supporters are taking a “victory lap” around the courthouse, if you work in the area, you’ll want to watch where you step.

I’m sure Adams will review the game film and make the needed defensive adjustments. After the game tape is converted to anime of course.

Well if it’s any consolation she can keep looking down at her shirt and confirm to herself that she does matter.

He’s not left, he’s not right...but he’s definitely fouling out.

He really can fix anything.

Side note, the Angels are installing breast augmentation stations at their stadium.

Yes Bobby, quite tired.