I really wish I had a Kerbey Lane near me. I need to plan my next visit.

It is on YouTube. Full episodes.

Send in the cardiac defibrillator STAT!

Actually Amanda Bynes seems the most normal here.

Here's to you. Congratulations. This album is so good, thanks for dusting it off.

Read Rabbit, Run brother. You won't feel so alone.

Nancy Grace is having an unbelievable orgasm right now.

If this $25,000 keeps him from seeing the movie, I say it's a good investment.

Herpes test came back huh?

So I guess church is out tomorrow.

Knowing how high schoolers think...all they are talking about is that guy that was in that movie did something weird with a gerbil.

I miss Katharine Graham.

What do they still insist on keeping Archie Manning's stool samples? I mean traditions are cool, but this one is just plain weird.

Got married.

So does this justify becoming an alcoholic after a vasectomy?

Nasty Girl. Written by Prince, produced by Prince...just "performed" by Vanity 6. It's Prince.

The resemblance is uncanny.

The worst you will see is via Joan River's endocrinologist.