Sometimes in life, the best advice comes from the person selling you a beer.

Here is one example where Adrian Peterson's parenting skills might have been warranted.

Try running the country too.

Impatience and narcissism can be a terrible match.

There is nothing more obnoxious than someone using vocabulary in a text that requires them to type with a thesaurus by their side.

I like the choice they've put on the back of those uniforms.

Unfortunately it does happen.

I don't think she's going to be meeting you at the station.

Well he does say in his memoir Out of Bounds:

....Radiohead's to Jay Z's to Beyoncé's. But U2 will never command the critical respect of the first (critical respect was certainly poured upon them from 1980-1987; Boy through Joshua Tree), never top the cold-blooded corporate-synergy acumen of the second ($736,421,584 was U2's net revenue from 2009-2011 from…

The future Michigan slogan.

Time to put the flower pot on the balcony.

Edward Hopper, nice Americana additions Barry.

That most amazing fact is that this man has not been hit by foul ball or home run yet.

Hypothetically, what would happen, thinking hypothetically now...if I slammed my fist into your face.

This is totally batshit crazy.

They're all Pandora boxes.

This is not going to take a Woodward and Bernstien to figure out.