I was listening to "puttin on the ritz" from Young Frankenstein (thanks to an upthread gif) and this happened. You're welcome for that mindfuck.

Yarp. And in my case I think he just doesn't have anything going on romantically and gets drunk and horny but he's passive aggressive so I don't get a drunk dial, I get a facebook like. Probably better that way.

BLARGH. Why do they do that?

If I can manage to get my disagreeable ass up out of the greys, anyone can.

You have to provide a lock of Fabios hair to the the authors as a tribute in order to make it "out of the greys."

I love this kid. I love this story. And from what I've read, she does quite a few of the designs herself. She's incredibly creative and it's amazing that her mom is so supportive and nurturing.

Officer: "Excuse me Ms., what's that in your skirt?"

"We represent cats in criminal trials"

This is the golden-season! I want Shonda to give negative 1,000 fucks and crank the crazy up to 600! It's the beginning of the end, so just got nuts.

In other Grey's relationships: Avery and April might be saving the whole show with their love.

DOG: IS THIS WHERE WE LIVE NOW? OK I WILL JUST LAY ON TOP OF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME FOR WALK OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU WANT ME TO GO GET BALL OH THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE LET ME SEE IF THEY HAVE BALL

Listen, Leto. Just 'cause you spent a bit of time in heels, doesn't mean you can work them with a friggin ball gown, in and out of cars and up stairs all while not letting yer tits fall out. K?

Also like his cover of Rihanna's "We Found Love."

i think Jezebel should agree to not publishing any more celebrity kid photos too. or blur the faces when reporting on other media's publishing of said photos.

Or maybe its her bodyguard who obviously goes everywhere with Taylor after that stalker threatened to kill her and her family. But fuck logic. We need dat hate angle.

I am in full agreement. And, umm, I'm a bit embarrassed to say it, but I'm kinda loving Diaz in this part. I half beleive this is her real personify. One part bitter, one part heart, one part crazy- boom Diaz. Anyone with me on that? At any rate, I like it. And I find (sadly) a story line with kids of color in foster…

If by "it," you mean the pun, then yes. "12 Years a Slave Escapes" is barely a pun at all, while "Escap[ing] gravity" is an actual phrase.

The only episode of Futurama in my Netflix Instant with a blank bar.

That commercial really just makes me want to move to a small cabin in the mountains. What? You can paddle a boat, play guitar, hike, and BUILD the cabin yourself? Marry me, now.