Touching my boyfriend's boxers does not make me sexed crazed.
Especially when taking them out of the laundry basket and putting them into the washer.

Or Canada and the United States trying to disclaim Beiber.

... Is it ok if I just don't get Let it Go

It's the nasally whine, right? There are moments in the song where it goes away, and it's lovely. Otherwise I'm just cringing.

Noah, the whitest dude in the Middle East until Jesus.

That emerald green tho!!

"biblical truth."??

I hear he's in the sequel.

I'm having the time of my life. I love fall and winter and completely despise spring and summer. This is nature giving me a few last days of happiness before my reverse SAD kicks in.

He was so much hotter before I knew he cheated on his wife with the nanny.

Mmmm... Gattaca era Jude Law.

THANK YOU. The ethicist that says that swapping mitochondrial DNA is one step away from designer babies is just plain wrong.

I'm just going to leave this here:

Hillary Swank 2005, and half the credit goes to her back.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

Can I just note that Chelsea Lately is on twice. She might not get as much viewership when it first airs, but that second airing is right after Conan and it's a delicious little late night sandwich to jump from one to the other. I feel like more people catch the second airing. Also Chelsea Handler is seriously…

OK, it WAS funny a second time. I didn't think it would be. Thanks Burt!