Or made into some meme about horrible parenting or something. That reminds me of the time we were staying in a hotel and the fire alarm went off at like, 3 a.m. and we were in pjs. It was warm, but my pjs consisted of a shirt that barely covered my 9 year old behind and a pair of underwear. No one said anything about…

I haven’t been that crazy about some of the ones I have seen - I liked Rushmore, but Moonrise Kingdom made me uncomfortable and I never really got into The Life Aquatic. Not sure why. I say I want to see Royal Tennenbaums and The Grand Budapest Hotel, but I never actually do it.

I’m sorry that happened to you. It really is gross.

I mean, I also have sometimes had the impulse to take a picture of a stranger doing something I find funny (never naked, but still). And I don’t. And yes it’s partly because I realize that’s wrong, but it’s also largely because I realize that I wouldn’t want it to be me. I don’t want embarrassing pictures of myself…

I have been meaning to watch that movie for over a decade now. I’m not sure why I haven’t gotten around to it yet.

I missed that. I dislike her more and more. I didn’t really think that was possible.

This should be right in my wheelhouse, but I don’t think I will be able to get past A. That Mustache, B. the presence of Johnny Depp, or C. the soundtrack, if it’s anything like what was in the trailer. I mean, just one of these things might be overlookable (I have my doubts I will ever be able to look past that…

I mean, this is why the guy that created the vagina glue has become such an overnight success story right? It’s a good thing a man told me to glue my labia shut, because if Gwyneth Paltrow told me to I’d obviously think she was crazy...

Yeah, People is generally very celeb positive and obviously working to maintain a good relationship with celebs so they can get exclusives on baby pictures and whatnot. It seems out of their norm for sure to run an unauthorized story.

heavy metals would refer to something like lead poisoning (also potentially mercury, copper, arsenic, etc) and you probably need chelation not gluten free vegan bread to take care of the problem.

This is so real.

The most likeable I ever found her (which isn’t saying much because she just rubs me the wrong way) was some article on her a little while back where she basically kind of owned being rich and privileged and was kind of like, And? That’s really the attitude she needs to take, I think. Like, yes I have money. Yes, I am…

Yeah, on the one hand I want to give my daughter freedom and independence and on the other hand I remember all the shit I pulled when I was 16 and told my mom I was “at the movies” or “bowling”. I have a few years to figure this out.

I miss overalls, but they cut them closer to the body now and I just can’t quite convince myself I can make that work. (I’m 35. I’d wear them if they were still like 90s overalls). But also my torso is apparently freakishly long, as I can pretty much never manage a romper or a one piece bathing suit without them…

I was honestly really, really impressed with the fit of her clothes. The last dress I had of hers was a few years ago, but the proportions and cut were amazing (I gained weight and couldn’t wear it anymore, but now I’m thinking of looking for some more).

I think this is as it should be. I didn’t hate her as a singer or anything, but she’s much better at the clothing thing. She seems to realize this as well, unless she’s been trying to make her singing career happen again and I just didn’t notice.

Jessica Simpson has some surprisingly decent dresses and shoes. The fit and quality of her dresses is generally pretty good and also they aren’t ridiculously expensive.

I was in DEEP DENIAL that song was about Uncle Joey.

Yes, but I was 13 when this album was released and to me at that time at that age, it was EVERYTHING. She GOT ME, you know? And this is why I haven’t relistened to it as an adult. Nothing in my life was as disillusioning as finally learning about Alanis Morrisette’s career pre and post Jagged Little Pill (obviously…

I was thinking this. Not that I liked Hanson or high school or my life at the time, but they are bringing back a song that definitely reminds me of a period in my life, but at a safe remove so most of the awkward memories are kind of funny now or are at least fairly benign and easy to romanticize. And also reminds me…