Liam! There are always free sandwiches for you at my house! Feel free to drop by anytime.

Honestly, when you said what they were is what really convinced me. Because obviously Dolly’s tattoos are flowers and angels and butterflies.

I tried to like this, but I seem to be REMOVING stars when I do it, so I’m just gonna say I like this comment.

DH/DS/DD bother me, but interestingly I’ve always read it as “darling” husband/son/daughter for some reason. It’s annoying either way and I decided it was a sign that parenting message boards just weren’t for me.

I don’t know how all the sizes work at old navy, but I will admit their vanity sizing appeals to me. I am a good several sizes smaller at ON than anywhere else. Like, most places I’d be in a 12 or 14 for bottoms of any kind. I recently tried on a skirt that was a size 14 from H & M and it was too tight. At ON I am in…

Sorry :( I keep forgetting ColourPop is in the US. The spelling confuses me. And I keep forgetting not everyone on Jezebel is in the US. This one I have no excuse for.

It is so hot here that I gave up and decided to buy some shorts last year. I feel kind of terrible about this because I am trying to move away from fast fashion and cheap clothes, but Old Navy. I bought a couple of pairs with the elastic waist band and a pair of denim shorts that fit my ass and thighs. Their curvy fit…

Just FYI I went to buy some of the lip stuff. The Colour Pop is 3 for 12 with free shipping right now.

I have spent more money on skincare since having a child than I ever did before. Partially I’m trying to recapture the nice skin I had before lack of sleep made me look my actual age. And also I’m pretending it’s self care for my mental health.

If you are not opposed to buying secondhand I can recommend Poshmark for designer or expensive things with lower price tags. I have had really good experiences with Poshmark sellers. Also thredup frequently has Paige denim, but I have received items from them that were measured incorrectly and they often don’t include…

It is working. I’m fine with it.

I did not pay much attention to One Direction, but seriously, this dude is charming, attractive, and I like his solo efforts. Also, I love that he’s not too good for his origins and doesn’t act like being in the band that made him a thing is somehow beneath him AND I love his statements about his fans and how people…

A couple of movies will catch her attention, but not for more than 30 minutes at a time. We’ve done Zootopia when she was sick and The Secret Life of Pets in 15 minute increments when I’ve needed her to calm down and reading and “drawing” wasn’t working. She likes animals, I think that’s the key. The few things she…

Yeah, I have no problem with someone buying a new shirt for a band they like. Do you like Guns n Roses? Please, wear the t-shirt with joy and my blessing! But the fake distressed shirts annoy me on their own for some reason. But if you ARE going to buy a fake distressed shirt for a band buy a more realistic one!…

That’s what I have a hard time getting across: I’m not saying she will never in her life have sugar or juice (daycare already screwed me on the sugar thing anyway - they sent her home eating mini pancakes with syrup inside - at 5:30 p.m.). I’m a moderation person. I just think it will be better to wait until someone…

I think we were doing the best at the beginning when she would scream her head off the entire time, because then she was holding her mouth open. We’d lay her on her back and one person would have to hold her head still and the other would jump in with the toothbrush. Also I have at times just brushed the teeth I could…

No, but I am going to check it out! Even if I don’t want to do the prices right now they might have larger sizes that would last a little longer (and mean more to her; right now she literally couldn’t care less what she wears aside from the fairly common baby attraction to anything that glitters/is shiny/is brightly…

Why does the lack of distressing on the screen printing bother me the most? Of all the things wrong with this shirt, I’m annoyed at the fact that the screenprinting looks like it was done yesterday even though the rest of the shirt is supposed to make me think he bought this at a concert and has worn it to death.

When it said he was eating pizza on the street I thought it just meant he was walking down the sidewalk eating pizza, which doesn’t seem like the ideal way to eat pizza to me, but whatever. Maybe people in New York do that all the time. But he appears to literally be walking down the center of the street with traffic…

Hmm. We might need to go ahead and stop that one. I’ve been watching it with her, and thought it was kind of funny because Masha is tiny and blonde and destructive like my kid currently is and Bear is kind of long suffering and loves her anyway and sort of reminds me of one of our dogs. We haven’t gotten very far in…