Sage advice, indeed.

Are they saying Anthony Weiner is the real world of value in this scenario? Because...no.

Yeah, the first time she took him back I thought, “Hey, they’ve been together a while, they have a kid, maybe it’s a one time thing and they can work through it”. But at this point, he’s shown you who he is. This is not a one time thing for him. And the idea that maybe too much pressure/fading into obscurity would…

Mostly I’m just confused about why cargo shorts are okay but not leggings? I could see if it was overall a thing about being formal - like people used to dress up for flights and they still want their employees to do that. But cargo shorts are not more formal than leggings, so ???

I love you just a little bit for this comment. I haven’t been arrested yet, but I feel like this is what I would do, too.

Maybe this is revealing my own psychological issues and that’s why I find it so uncomfortable.

It might be a decent psychological test? Like, apparently some people did not find it creepy at all and some people were really into the affirmative message and some of us needed to peel our skin off and run screaming into the night after watching it.

This is probably right. I was cringing so hard the whole time I’m sure I missed key components. Anyway, he might be pretending to be an old friend, but I assure you I would remember if I had ever met him before.

You’re probably right. I was cringing through the whole thing and I’m sure I missed some of it. I’m thinking we just agree that your memory is correct and neither of us ever has to watch it ever again.

Also I should add that someone that calls me stranger and then tells me they love me automatically makes me shudder. Reminds me of a guy I dated in high school who told me he loved me on the first date and then acted like I was a heartless bitch who ripped out his beating heart when I did not want to continue to date…

But what about the weird pronunciations of things toward the end? Where it suddenly started using all those extra letters?

It freaked me out and made me excessively uncomfortable. I kept waiting for the punchline. The end message was kind of nice, but I kept thinking...why are they presenting this lovely message in such an unsettling way? So long story short, it gave me the heebie jeebies and also made me very confused.

OK, so somewhere, sometime in my misbegotten youth I read some kind of romance novel where this happened. The heroines hymen grew back after sex and it caused her a lot of pain, and I think I purposely forgot about this terrible book, but now wish I could remember...no, wait! I think it was Jessica in True Blood, and…

I know her! All of her partners going back to high school have been the most awful.

A Republican senator is proposing a bill that I agree with. I’m just going to step outside and see if I can catch a glimpse of the flying pigs...seriously, though, if paying a commencement speaker that much money is part of why my student loans were so high I’m all for capping it. Even if it comes out of alumni funds…

In fairness, facebook and the internet in general are full of things that will make you feel like no matter what choice you make it will be wrong and permanently screw up your kid’s development. And the more exhausted I am, personally, the more vulnerable I am to the bullshit. The best thing I have done as a parent is…

You missed a spot where his whole face is.

Where can this be acquired? I want to give them my money.

I gave away so. many. onesies. that said Princess or Daddy’s Little Princess or similar on them. Like, we used a ton of free clothes and hand me downs that weren’t to my personal taste because free is awesome especially for a person who isn’t going to wear something very long and is going to pee, poop, vomit, and spit…