According to Michael Jackson (and Paris herself), yes, she is his biological kid. I think there are quite a few people who question whether that’s true or not, but I don’t know if those people are really in a position to know anything or are basing it on appearances or what. The official line from the Jackson family…

I’ve returned 2 out of every 3 items I’ve purchased from them for that reason. I still have a top I like and a pair of boots, both purchased on sale so I’m not so upset at the poor quality. Also the sizing is almost impossible to figure out. Sometimes I’m a large, other times a medium, sometimes an XL, and once I…

I imagine this is accurate because I very rarely see it in the wild. Not too many people are wearing backless stuff to my office or the grocery store. It’s possible that all the women are wearing backless at the club, but I hate clubs and haven’t been in so long we were all still sporting whale tales and cropped baby…

I LOVED it, but I was also approximately 8 or 9 years old when it aired. I was a child and that’s my defense and I’m sticking to it. (sadly, I probably like a lot of weird, terrible shit as an adult, too, but in this case, I’m blaming my terrible taste on age).

Me, too! He was funny, he was hardworking, he loved his wife, he spent time with his kids, and I thought he was sexy...seriously, I am way less embarrassed by this crush as an adult and way more embarrassed about the Johnny Depp/Leonardo Dicaprio crushes.

I would have let him have the box to make up for the fact that he had to sit in the middle and also because I am so averse to confrontation I make ferns seem aggressive. This guy seems like he was pretty cool, but what if he wasn’t? What if the total stranger got mad at me? I might die of sitting next to someone who…

We are coming up on potty training. I’ve been reading a book, but I can only peak at it occasionally before I need a good lie down and try to decide if we really need to do this. Anyway, the book that’s been recommended and that I like the most definitely recommends naked to commando to underwear. Glad to hear some…

I’ve recently started peaking at potty training books, and I found one I like, and it says training pants are a horrible idea for potty training. It makes sense. My toddler is not that likely to understand the subtle distinction between the diaper and the pull up.

But...why? I mean, I just...WHY? WHO IS ASKING FOR THIS?

Right? Or I wear it over slightly iffy tops at work (like if I’m not sure if the straps are too thin, or it’s basically a t-shirt and needs to be a little dressier or whatever). Removing the shoulders makes them entirely useless to me.

WHY is EVERYTHING backless now??? Who is wearing this? WHERE are they wearing it?

Amen.

Or they’re both just incredibly bland. But isn’t it more fun to pretend he’s secretly into dressing up as a clown and having someone throw custard pies at him in bed?

Honestly, this is what I think, too. Which is nice for real life, and I really hope she’s healthy and happy and living the life she wants. But it’s less entertaining to me than imagining that Liam Hemsworth is secretly a brony with a leather fetish.

He and Miley’s personas definitely clash, so either he is waaaaay wilder/weirder/kinkier than he lets on or...yeah, I’m going with that as the most interesting possible answer.

I wonder what Sean Spicer has to do to help himself say this stuff with straight face. He always seems really earnest, but he can’t really believe the shit he has to say, can he? Kellyanne generally gives me the impression she knows what she’s saying is ludicrous and it’s fun for her to see if she can top herself, and…

I think that’s it. These look like the photos I grew up with in our family albums. sometimes I like to use the retro filters too. It’s really not that deep.

I mean, it was the first thing I thought of. I don’t actually think it means anything. But it’s still funny. I did kind of wonder if the heavy filtering and the pretend intimacy were attempts at maintaining her brand of being totally open while also trying to keep things a little more private after her robbery. But…

I think it’s more like the way many, many, many of us were insufferable in our teen years (he’s 26, so the time limit on growing up as probably kind of come and gone, but it’s more like obnoxious , pretensious stoner stuff IMO? Although, it’s not impossible he has said something racist or sexist and I just missed it…

I don’t think it’s lunacy for a president of any kind to be concerned about security breaches and wiretapping, which is why I added that there could conceivably be people who want to spy on the president for any number of reasons. It’s just the Obama angle, and the fact that he seems to believe that Obama is…