Same here. Roadways are disgusting.

All heroes need to start from somewhere.

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

“I-35 rush hour traffic in Dallas” ... “demonstrating a complete lack of knowledge of how to operate their motor vehicle safely in traffic”

I drive that stretch of the road most days of the week. Fuck that guy. 

That is simply brilliant!

I agree with you. That said, I enjoyed this. 

Not a chance. She would have done this in a Smart car. It wasn’t that she knowingly decided to try and take the stairs. She made a wrong turn and it was too late by the time she realized what was going on.

My last flight had a half-full (or was it half-empty?) cup of coffee in the seat back pocket.

All airlines do it. So it’s really fuck all air travel.

It’s a hell of a lot better than living in Arlington. 

She was asked the question, and it makes sense for her to use her platform to attack the bigots in the white house when the opportunity arises. It was effective and exposes his weakness. Better than even odds that he would call them losers no matter what Rapinoe said.

idc when he started wearing it but he can absolutely choke me with it

I’ve also stopped the wash mid-cycle because I realized I forgot to check it on a few occasions and that seemed the more reasonable path than letting it continue while I ran through the house searching for the cat.

Thirty-five minutes later, she noticed the laundry was still wet, but when she went to turn the washer back on,

When my long haired cat was a kitten he used to like to jump into the refrigerator. Well, one day my then boyfriend/now husband and I were getting ready to leave and he grabbed something from the fridge. Then we left the house to go to a football viewing party. This was probably around 6 p.m. We got home and couldn’t…

Yep. And I like Old Town Road despite my 14 year old singing (screeching) it at the top of her lungs. And when she was 10 I took her to see Swift.

I’m not really a music snob, I just make it a point to avoid most pop music. I can’t even distinguish the different female pop artists currently rotating on the radio.

I usually just take the room key sleeve which conveniently has the room number written on the back.