So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I dunno, man, she’s giving me total Veela vibes in this clip. Like, I’m completely on her side right now. That owl needs to geaux to Beauxbaton’s.

Could someone send a mail owl over to Durmstrang and ask Megyn Kelly to stop being intermittently not terrible? It’s making me very confused.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

I call bullshit.

“When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” And out came another man, with a bowl of red Skittles. And he took from the land the peace and blamed the refugee babes in their cradles. And lo, his name was Don Jr.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

Fucking JNCOs again?

oh my god please don’t let jnco pants make a comeback

Luckily for us, he brought up her husband’s infidelity after the debate on Fox where she couldn’t respond.

On a happier note - I heard a little kid today say to his parents, “Look, it’s Hillary Clinton’s husband” after pointing to a poster

Man Who Broke His Marriage Vows Criticizes Woman Who Didn’t.

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying…

Fuck that noise!

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!

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