My mom just texted me to tell me. We have both been Team Hillary from the start. She must be so excited right now.

I kinda feel all special about it, but at the same time this shit has gone on so long this moment has lost its magic for me a bit. I’ll probably be more pumped about it once I can recharge from this primary.

Please please please please let the screaming “progressive” masses just sit down and start supporting Hillary now.

I’m genuinely sad my feminist mom didn’t get to live to see this.

I’ve gotta say, as a woman, I’m kind of having a moment right now. My daughter will grow up in a different world than I did and it thrills me.

I don't have work tomorrow and I'm a little drunk so I texted all my Bernie bro friends and broke the news and they are still trying to tell me he has a chance. It's cute.

Please please please please let the screaming “progressive” masses just sit down and start supporting Hillary now. Or at least be honest about why they don’t support her.

I am an independent, and was unable to vote in my state’s caucus. I do not think the super delegate system should be changed by someone who is…

No matter how you feel about her, 100 years ago American women didn’t even have the right to vote, so this is pretty cool.

Also, didn’t you hear about that woman who killed a man that one time? It totally happens both ways so it can’t be sexist.

No no no, silly woman. Don’t get hysterical. This is all just about mental illness. Not everything is misogyny. These men, while rapists and murderers, certainly weren’t misogynistic. No, to admit they were is a bridge too far and unfairly besmirches them. They never admitted they killed women because of sexism. And…

I don’t understand the no pants thing but I’m absolutely going to give Amy Schumer a pass here. She’s done a good job talking about guns. And I like the orange thing—it was started by high school kids who started wearing orange to commemorate friends and loved ones killed in gun violence.

I’m so confused at why “teleprompter!!!!” is a thing with the right wing right now. Incidentally, the Washington Post summarized Trump’s positions on teleprompters over the past month, from April 27 through May 27:

Very tiny.

Sure, if you ignore all of her accomplishments, she’s done nothing.

Its why I’m optimistic. There are two Hilary Clintons: the intelligent and capable woman and the sleazy duplicitous liar of right and left wing fantasy. She’s constantly underestimated until people actually see her in action.

When the debates come around and Trump actually has to share the stage with the genuine…

Is it acceptable to say, “YAAASSSS QUEEN!” in response to this?

I’m so, so ready for Madame President.

The debates are going to be something to behold. She is going to crush him so badly it’s not even funny (though it will be funny)

arguing that his showmanship lacked the depth and insight necessary to govern a country, let alone control one of the world’s largest nuclear stockpiles.

One of her best speeches of the campaign, IMO. I’m so, so ready for Madame President.