mostlylurkin
Gettin' Schwifty in Here
mostlylurkin

I'm glad they checked the facts behind this photo! Otherwise they may have taken down a perfectly legitimate image of a bleeding, murdered nude woman.

Don’t know what they are, but just recently learned about this awesome site - where you can just create them yourself.

In other news I’m about to make a birthday cake for my boss with a cute little piggy on top. Her daughter emailed me last minute and asked since she had seen some of my cakes on Instagram. It’s going to be almond cake with roasted cherries and whipped cream filling with chocolate ganache on top.

I realize people can and do have their problems with Hillary, but this is why I love her and always will: she is well aware that her political fortunes would be better if she would just shut up about women wanting and needing things, *and she won’t do it.*

Dick Morris, former Republican advisor to Bill Clinton and current bad political commenter, would now like to present the case that perhaps men are being terrorized by society.

The more she emphasizes the need for special pleading for women, the more she antagonizes male voters.

Men are revolting?

And nothing of value was lost. You can’t really complain about the loss of “value” when that peak valuation was insane and unjustified in the first place.

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

911 helps you deal with the guy in front of you with a weapon.

But 911 doesn’t help you deal with where you’re going to live tomorrow when you leave or how you’ll be able to not get charged with kidnapping while protecting any minor children, or finding the strength to leave when you’re so broken down from the

This is horrible. That poor young woman. Her poor family. I hope this man goes to prison for a very, very long time.

This is not how I was expecting this story to end.

I’m sure he’ll blame her for all sorts of things, but I have noticed that pretty much the only times Trump has ever faltered during his campaign has been when he has gone up against women- Megyn Kelly, Carly Fiorina, Elizabeth Warren, etc.

Jut drive up to her house in a truck and dump all the Emmy’s in her driveway. No one can have any others. Not even Peter Dinklage.

Oh Megyn <sigh>.

Yeah. Maybe she read her stage directions wrong?

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

Fuck this woman. As much as I’ve hated her, I cringed for her and supported her just as I would any woman being attacked by a Trump-type. No “you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas” finger-wagging either. And now she will paste on her fake smile and say whatever bullshit she needs to say in order to help this