mostlylurkin
Gettin' Schwifty in Here
mostlylurkin

Sorry babe, but if you don't know what an F cup is you are more than likely failing boob school. Most women wear too wide a band and too small a cup. When I was 15 pounds lighter I wore 36c and even though I am heavier I got fitted and am a 32 DD.

I now have three different kinds of bras that work for mine thanks to the A Bra that Fits subreddit and a deep dive into the Polish bra market. Highly recommend.

And THIS is why I wish people would STFU asking women when they’re going to have a baby already or when you’re going to get to work on a sibling for the one you already have or whether you’re going to try for a boy/girl because you already have one of the other flavor. You never have a clue what people are going

30 years old and Mr. llamadrama and I have been trying for almost four years. Tubes are clear, periods are regular. Did a three month cycle of clomid which messed with my hormones so badly, I wound up with a pretty nasty bout of depression.

Bill is responsible for his dick. Not Hillary.

DONALD TRUMP CHEATED ON HIS GOD DAMN WIFE!

Did it ever occur to these dumbasses that Bill and Hillary are polyamorous? Monogamy isn't the only way to go, after all.

I am so fucking sick of this dumbass, trash election.

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

What does it even mean that Hilary was an enabler of Bill’s cheating? That she didn’t give him enough blow jobs under the desk in the Oval Office?

Also— Go to your closest emergency room. Not everyone knows that you can go there for mental health crises, but you can. And there are people who will help— people who you can talk to, people who care about you and your safety, and want to do everything they can to get you the help you need.

Please, please, please... if you’re in pain or in complete darkness...

This is an outrage! Outrage!!

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

But any reason to use this Gif is the beeeeest!

Riiiiiiiiight? Mmm. Less Major, MORE RAVIIIII.

Selfie was the BEST - I will never get over not getting a second season, there was so much promise and so much hotness from John Cho!!! :(

I hadn’t really seen anything he was in until Selfie. And now my desire for him burns bright and eternal.