“I don’t want you to feel like any of this was in vain. I believe in the power of prayer. This doesn’t always happen on the timing of man, and God does not work in four-year segments,” Heidi Cruz said, referring to the four-year presidential term.

These people truly believe that they compelled by God to establish an American Christian theocracy. It’s batshit and terrifying.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.

CLINK!!!! Glug, glug, glug.

Irrelevant. A person doesn’t have a right to someone else’s body. We can’t require a woman to carry a baby just like we can't require someone to give blood or donate a kidney.

I usually add: a seed is not a tree, an egg is not a chicken, a fetus is not a person.

OMG!!!! CANCER TUMORS ARE LIFE!!!! CANCER DESERVES TO LIVE!!!!

When there is open access to abortion, most abortions are performed before there even is a fetus to abort, at the embryonic stage when it’s just an agglomeration of cells. Not always, but typically people who don’t want to be pregnant realize pretty quickly they are pregnant and, if allowed to do so, will sort the…

It’s not a baby til it’s outside the womb, moron. For much of the gestational period, it’s a fetus. A goddamn parasite that can’t survive without its host. But, hey, that’s sciency stuff, and who needs that when you’re doing The Lord’s Work (TM)?

For the millionth time.

I recently heard an interview with Julia Sweeney, and she said she was completely mystified that people still come up to her ask whether Pat was a man or a woman. She said the entire point was that it never mattered, the joke wasn’t on Pat, it was on the characters who lost their minds they came into contact with Pat.…

Dude, I received a Hillary button in the mail this week after donating to her campaign awhile back, and I was SO PUMPED to have a manila envelope with Hillary Clinton’s return address, I couldn’t wait to share it. And then I realized the shit I’d have to deflect if I shared it on facebook, and then I cried a little. I…

Same here. I’ll ride in her Khalasar when the time comes for it.

That's right. Keep your mouth shut and smile. Because women haven't been given that damaging advice for our entire lives. Also, somehow she is supposed to do this while appearing as a strong leader.

Star just for the fucking parenthetical at the end, I am dying.

As a white male I agree that we have been wholly under represented in the past. Why I hear they’re even letting women vote these days. After they get the housework done of course but still. We talk about the downfall of our once great nation all the time at my club during after dinner brandy and cigars. Why can’t you…

Given that by merely existing as woman is tantamount to playing the Woman Card, an invalid and taboo political strategy (as opposed to playing the Man Offended By The Woman Card Card, Trump’s current strategy), the only potential candidate who is not so ostentatiously female as Hillary Clinton is SNL’s Pat.

“she should meet his insults with a cheery silence”

“Too female?”

“Consider her slogan, “Fighting for us.” For many men, this slogan would have to be experienced as emasculating. A woman fighting for them?”