mostlykelp
MostlyKelp
mostlykelp

This show is still on?

So what, who gives a fuck if he paid some Playboy model to fuck him and paid her to shutup. Let’s find some tapes of him illegally getting himself elected into the white-house.

Oh and Can your Pussy do the Dog? 

Does your pussy even Yoni, broette? 

If he really wants to get off, I’ll put a razor blade in my mouth and give him the BJ of a lifetime. 

I wonder if they could pull off an inverse. Making Straight people gay? Straight conversion therapy, like a hardcore version of Queer Eye, where the straight person turns into this completely Stereotypical, Flamboyant Gay Person. It could be a comedy or a Dramedy?!!

THANKS, OBAMA! 

Helsinki is a pretty rad place. I feel bad for the people of Finland for having to endure this.

I think it’s a case of trying to find a new angle to a story that’s being told over and over again. You can only rabble rouse people for so long before they wake and see that you’ve driven the story into the ground. 

Looks like a symbol of hate

Oh dear, who let that man have a Selfie Stick?

Pretty underwhelming. Needs more It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 

Pshh, Neymar still has more spin when he hits the ground.

Faith No More, Devo, Franz Ferdinand one-hit wonders?

Oh Baseball is still on?

So a pointless/useless article, cool

Whoever recorded that video, I hate that guy.

If that’s the case, then purgatory is hell for people who don’t like kids. 

Good Job USFDA, one time, this guy tried to put his love inside of me. I said only if its FDA approved. /end

All Europa League teams in the group are conspiring to make sure Arsenal has to play in the group stages.