mostlykelp
MostlyKelp
mostlykelp

I dunno what happened, but bring it back!

OLE!!!

The only suitable punishment is to force him consume water from Flint, Michigan for the rest of his life. While everyone else gets to bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

Man beheads chicken because he can’t find his cock!

We should do this for Every celebrity!!!! I’ll start, Mark Wahlberg is not a racist because i enjoyed the movie Fear!

Some would say hang it off the rearview mirror, I actually prefer to sprinkle them on the floor mats.

Would you like to know everything there is to know about Colton Haynes’s sex life? No? Move along. Yes? Click this. [Us Weekly]

I find this couple’s passion for one another unconvincing. [Instagram]

Can we all pause for a sec, Barry? This guy won an NBA Championship:

Don’t forget car air-freshner!

I want every car from the film Demolition Man, what happened to those sweet concepts?!

They could at least give you some NBA-related to post about.

Wash and cut your potatoes and bake them at 400 degrees for 20 minutes on each naked side (there should only be 2), baked french fries are the best!

Who keeps hiring her to do things?

Katy Perry Says John Mayer Was Her Best Lover, and Josh Groban Is ‘The One That Got Away’

Fuck story mode, why Can’t they just make be-a-pro player career mode similar to NBA 2k? Give us offline players something!

All that money they make from FUT and they can’t bother to give us a decent career mode. bleh

Picture with my cat and me with a bunch of ice cream, that’s all i use

The song?!

This movie looks almost as visually stunning as wonder woman, brb, I gotta go have my seizures.

Seriously, get a leather Jacket, some aviators, some driving gloves, pick me up. We are going full Outrun.