This guy :)

Oh it’s Tidal-related...

I personally prefer a ‘Tryst’

Completely related - I went out on a tinder date the other night and the girl I was on the date with mentioned that she also spoke Spanish. I asked her a simple: “Donde esta?” She replied: “Wingardium Leviosa.” So yeah, while my nerd boner rose, my dick boner died.

You need to apply yourself!!

Those last two minutes were some of the best porn scenes I’ve ever watched.

That’s terrible

Cool.

If you don’t use it, do you indeed lose it? asking, for a friend...But seriously, I think younger folks are having less sex because they tend to get off from Likes on Instagram, it’s a gross generalization but my fellow millennial coworkers are certain proof.

Cool.

Comment of the Year. Don’t forget the ridiculous scripting in the game..I’m talking about you 45th minute and 90th minute goals.

It’s only awkward if you make it. My general DNA stats were: 57% African and 43% European, no real surprise and it’s not really awkward.

Am I the only here that remembers how hard Twin Peaks fell off on the second half of the Second Season? It was dreadful.

This article is all wrong, condom sales are down that day because Mondays are for raw-dogging. You give 0 fucks on Mondays, thus no need to protect your self.

Good

Pats should be more worried about losing their Head Coach.

So what’s Barcelona and the Greatest Player on Earth doing today?

Her music is okay, and she seems like a person that isn’t pleasant to be around.

That Brad Pitt PR team is exceptional, high-profile relationship, then marriage, then divorce, keeping him relevant for years on end. Maybe he’ll even win an Oscar!!