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Needs more White Wing Doves.

Oh cool, Mecha-Streisand isn’t wearing pants but is still being covered up. She’s so brave!!!! Meanwhile my Great Aunt Bessie doesn’t wear any pants and it’s considered “indecent exposure.”

nah, Rick and Morty has been killing it.

For exercising his right to vote for a candidate he thought was suitable? You are part of the problem in this country.

Sadness

We got medical marijuana in Florida! Seems like my back is acting up and my body can’t handle muscle relaxers...

You have no idea what misogyny means do you?

See what happens when you underestimate un-educated white voters. Should’ve just stuck with Bernie, a white old man is something the majority of the U.S. can get behind.

I would say you ladies aren’t idiots, but you are rock eaters for not voting for Jill Stein!!!

Awesome, I love when celebrities encourage people to vote! It’s like we wouldn’t know what to do otherwise! Where’s Ja at?

My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

That is not Justin Bieber, this is Justin Bieber:

This news that wealthy people do shady things to maintain their wealth is certainly shocking, simply shocking! Where’s that Casablanca Gif?

Clarity means driving for 366 miles in Yukon country during the winter. No snow tires, flying off a small, winding road. Rolling into a creek and popping out the window in the waiting mouth of a bear.

If it’s just a bunch of white women directing each episode, it’s still really not all that diverse. I’ll be waiting for my Mongolian Transgender director, I want real diversity, ethnic and gender based yo!

Fixed it just for you!

Dammit, I though this article was about actual ancient Greek/Roman Sex Parties. I wanted to drop my Caligula knowledge!

You shall be ungreyed!

So enough of this show, everyone should start watching Atlanta!