Babies obviously are made in a factory in Cambodia, then shipped off in the same crates as the Mattell toys.

Park and Cronenberg should get together to make a film, it will be the most disgusting, wonderful, artful, magnificent, suspenseful film ever created.

I’m voting for Trump, strip clubs on the strip yo!

Such a great retort

OO I’m so excited, more excited than when I dried myself off from a shower this morning. I take that back, drying myself off was way more exciting.

Guards reallly don’t like it when you play defense....I’ll see myself out.

Things that bring me joy more than celebrity relationships, this awesome kid dancing his ass off like we wish we all could

Can I get a gif of Tommen jumping out the window?

Back to the Future and Lethal Weapon marathon, heyo!!!!

Slightly unrelated to the article: But If the company or organization you work for has a company Costco or BJ’s Wholesale card, ask to use it. I haven’t had to buy toilet paper in 3 years (i live alone so that helps). It’s a cheap way to buy in bulk without having to get a yearly membership!

So Astroglide is good yes?

Eric, you can be my wingman any day.

Maybe you guys just care too much.

Ladies, your vaginas are drooling for no reason. A sleeve tattoo on the left arm means he’s gay.

Sounds about right. She is OJ-level guilty.

And the DADD and MADD shirts.

My girlfriend says the same thing after sex.

Somebody shouldn’t have let the dog out.

This is the whitest thing possible.