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She goes out of her way to make Jezebel as un-credible as possible

And this is why New Jersey is considered the sewer of the Northeast.

Totally expected from a Tracy Moore post.

I baseball but even I find Ichiro damn amazing, you go to heaven JOHN!

Well if a dashing brown-skinned single, straight male can do it, then I’m sure you can find a way ;)

I want Maria Bamford to be a Bond Girl.

Very true, here in Jacksonville, you get a felony just for driving through.

THE MEDIA...UHHH DUHHH

it took me maybe 4 episodes and actually researching who Maria Bamford was, to really start get into it. Suddenly everything made sense.

Well it’s hard-wired in the DNA to have a period, because well biology. So there’s that. Now if they could come out with a male birth control that had all stopped semen but still allowed ejaculation!

Speaking on diversity, that Lady Dynamite show is fucking fantastic. I can’t think of many shows that touch on a characters with Mental Illnesses with such a humorous, positive take.

Nothing like a swift kick in the balls to get your morning started.

I didn’t, but I know a lot of women who did.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO POST ARTICLES LIKE THIS, I MEAN:

No one likes the media anyways.

That’s okay, people will continue to not watch regardless.

She’s concerned too, she only made 500k less than that other person now she can’t get that extra double bubble she wanted. sadddddddd

If this movie is even 5 times funnier than the original Neighbors then it’s still a hard pass.