And I want baseball to become a watchable sport, looks like the Rangers will get their wish before I do.

I once peed on a pregnancy test, you won’t believe the results!

signed,

Don’t be a wimp.

It’s an incredible journey, I actually lol’d at the director after he got ecstatic about newborn porn. Really softened the blow.

He didn’t know that either, he was drugged beyond oblivion!

Unknowingly has sex* with his son!

You should chase all bad tv programming with A Serbian Film. WORTH IT.

You mean AMBITIOUS teen. Haters gonna hate

Yeah but it’s wrong, Gilmore Girls has decent ratings on several different mediums.

Gilmore Girls is doing just fine. Sex and the City is shit.

I’m convinced this is just a dark prequel to Weird Science.

HItting women in that K-spot. That’s like 5 more than the g-spot, could you imagine? Cablowey!!!!!!!

Yeah, but he’s an actual grown-ass man. Leave that shit for the kids.

No, they really don’t

LMAO, the only time the Eagles will ever be number 1.

Also Ospreys, Falcons > Eagles

LUNADICKS

Interesting list but, can you even work entry level and actually live in the following cities?:

I see the headlines now:

From the Country that brought you Bush: TRUMP, your new nightmare!

Damn, getting beat down by the sassy fists