Gosh, even the Europa League Final is more exciting than the Super Bowl. The atmosphere is fantastic.

Nah he shouldn’t. The United States is in that really abusive relationship, where all of our friends and neighboring countries are telling us to get out of the relationship but we can’t see it or just choose to believe everything is fine despite the obvious black eye we’re sporting.

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Panda needs some bamboo asap!

Honestly, just show up to the airport naked. Fastest way to get through all lines and everything.

I make my cats, custom scratch posts. Fun dyi projects

Privileged kids getting outta jail be like

A little early for Tuesday night fights!

She wore that tux better than most dudes. Girl looks fly as fuck!

I approve of their efforts. I love it when people make it well known that they’re racist asshats.

I’m surprised this isn’t an Onion article.

Here is your daily apples and oranges argument.

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

Add that to a list of things I’d rather do than watch Cats the musical.

Now I can really chase down the UPS driver.

Chat Piss, Get Fired

Phantom of the Opera also got me into theatre, my mother took to every play she possibly could including an inordinate amount of Nutcracker plays including African takes, middle school productions, and Russian performances. Cats is the only play we’ve ever walked out. To this day, we think Grizabella is still singing…

Cats is the fucking worst. THE WORST.