he’s like a Freddy can do!

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I thought Cruz blew it when he came in everyone’s soup. That dude sure does love soup.

Finally, the Fashion Police are doing their job.

I like to think I’m just a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl.

The name of my Kitten

Elizabeth Lambert would’ve put that goalie and her teammates in to a body bag.

I was in a locker room recently, there wasn’t much talking. Just the sound of sweat from our balls, splashing the floor below our feet. Todd looked me in the eye, the kind of look when you know what’s about to happen next....

I felt a blinding pain course through my body, I double over in pain, and tried to fight…

This is just the beginning

Abortions should be free, yes you are doing it right Northern Ireland...wait....

You care because you brought it up, best player in the last 30 years is Zlatan, case in point, if I were in a tank with a handgun and Zlatan was 300 yards away from me. I would exit the tank and blow my brains out.

The 80s dominated with Action Movies. Never to be surpassed in any decade.

I say throw a bunch of toothpicks in front of him and tell him he has 3 seconds to estimate how many were thrown.

This show doesn’t have commercial breaks, advertisers and sponsors pull their resources together to create a filler show to put in between their commercials.

There are plenty of devious things that other record producers have done, so unless you’re working independently, expect to possibly have your shit written by a slimebucket of a person (could be male or female). And in the case that they ooze their slime on you, report that shit.

I’d make a note, even if you’re good at something, make sure there is a market for it. For example, you aren’t breaking into the zipper industry anytime soon.

Kids, leave your parents hanging on the telephone.

Ghosts Aliens are real, just like warlocks and doulas.

Did someone say...Legendary?