BAd WM is bad

Joins hook-up app, posts in profile “not looking for a hookup” Straight women also ruin things.

Straight people ruin hookup apps.

Classify this under the “wtf, why” category. I would drink vodka out of a vagina though ;)

Agreed, a lot of people are coming in here like:

This is a great post. I’d love to read about every gawker media writer’s sports-playing history. I’m sure it reads like that guy who interviewed Milt Steagal

1996, 1998, 2003-2006.

I’m never doing that again though lol

YASSS Queen!! ( I finally broke my YAs queen cherry)

Never ever use a smart napkin. You can’t handle it’s power

What America do you live in?!

Nah, I don’t see any type of Quidditch balls on here, this list is void!

No rapes? That’s like Quidditch without the snitch.

Clearly this is an April Fool’s joke. NY takes this day to whole new level.

This switch has vastly improved both blogs. More of this Jezebel, please! I could read Joanna writing about football kits for days

The jokes on you, I lived in Ocala for 8 years, I know the Villages very well. Nothing like driving through the villages at night seeing old people in gold carts with panties on their heads. Old people hedonism is appalling and scary, but you can’t look away.

damn right.

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

give me your address.