Dissenting opinions must be squashed. Free speech must end. Safe spaces uber alles.

Just as long as trolling isn’t synonymous with disagreeing. There is no point to a comment section if the only thing you can do is approve of whatever the article says.

Jezebel has a Dudes on Jezebel Problem Who Treat The Female Commentariat Like Their Harem That Needs Their Protection Problem, and The Women Who Eat That Shit Up Problem. Save us Sqarr! Save us from the pixelated meanness that offends our delicate sensibilities! Only an hero like you can protect and save us.

@Troublehalf: Can I have some money?