The law for paid sick leave down here in Germany covers six weeks per year. Nationwide of course. If you're sick longer than that, public social security kicks in.

I would watch a children's show about the adventures of Misogynistic Bear and Boring Bear.

What does this have to do with gentrification?

Nobody should ever move anywhere ever.

Shouldn't that have given you a pretty good idea as to why libertarianism fails?

As a rock-ribbed libertarian, I can get behind this. You live in the desert you xeriscape your lawn for the desert.

Nobody should ever date a Glen.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Fark is like the internet version of your old Catholic grandma who surprises the shit out of you when she buys you condoms.

Exotic snakes: doomed to sad, little lives as the reluctant pets of drug dealers and assholes.

Welcome to Post Racial America! I see you've flown with us before.

Uppity. I think they mean uppity.

don't worry, you're all practiced up for next time.

as long as mine could be " Perfect Sleeper " !

Read the headline as 'illegal', wrote a rage post for 30 minutes, reread headline, felt stupid.

The Filthy Sin-Pillows would be an awesome name for an all femme rawk band !

I'll stop the world and melt with you/You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time/There's nothing you and I won't do/I'll stop the world and melt with you...om nom nom...om nom nomnom...

Lets not forget that the unions for female dominated fields like costuming, casting and makeup are either nonexistent or offer fewer protections, lower rates and less perks than say, the local cinematographer's guild (95% male iirc), so women aren't just kept out of certain disciplines within the industry, they're…

"This is not to say that those fields are in any way less serious or legitimate than the more technical fields, but of course women are just expected to be better at makeup and costume design."