“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

It actually allows you to play Crucible for five minutes without your whole team quitting.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “

He’s just building retirement on Hurt Locker and Bad Luck

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

Time to get use to it.

I only WISH we’d excluded my husband’s parents from our wedding. Just as we were saying our “I do”s, his dad jumped up out of his seat, shouted “F—- this!”, and stormed out of the room, dragging his wife behind him.

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My life makes so much sense. I’m sleep depriving myself now so I can get into a good college and graduate quickly so I can get a good job that sleep deprives me so that I will have enough money to retire so I can sleep as much as I want. But by that point I’ll either be dead because lack of sleep killed me or I won’t…

Telling people this generation why a software update to magically enable the ps4 to emulate ps3 games reminds of last generation telling people that the 360 won’t get blu-ray next patch.

AKA: The hardware isn’t there.

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

Is there any other kind of panda? I mean, they seem to actively resist reproducing.

SOUNDS LIKE SHE KISSED A GIRL AND DIDN’T LIKE IT

that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…

I feel kind of bad about pointing out how terrible this comment is, since you are so clearly coming off a traumatic brain injury, but this is an unbelievably terrible comment.

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