Duck Season! (Or am I off by a letter?)

Rabbit season!

LeBron the GM is killing LeBron the GOAT.

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

I think I am more bent out of shape that Bobby is an Omega-Level mutant than a gay one. They seem to be giving Omega-Level out like candy and rarely doing anything with it. I get it with people like Xavier, who hold back using their full power because of the moral implications, or even Magneto who flaunts it to put…

Yes, no one EVER talks about Jordan’s defense. You are so right. He is definitely the most underappreciated athlete ever.

“And where’s his thick, luxuriant mustache? Guys in the locker room love thick, luxuriant mustaches! And do we even know if he has a middle name? Michael. Jack. Schmidt. There’s a name you can set your watch by.”

“You know what I like.”

Any jersey?

So...

Way to bury the lede here, Fox News just complained about people wanting to make money.

“Listen to this Ansel Elgort song...

Counter-counterpoint: good luck getting off while everything smells like ass.

Counter-counterpoint: They had to because the real ones smelled as bad as everything else did.

Has anyone noticed how the garbage in your kitchen has zero odor nowadays? It was only a few decades ago that we had to remove the garbage from the home daily because you could smell it. With the advent of anti-odor chemicals added to plastic garbage bags, you could now leave it be for two weeks and never smell a gd…

If the Victorians thought it stank.... it must have really, really stunk.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.