My default position on this (and just about everything else) is “I wasn’t there, I don’t know, I’m not making a judgement.”

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

Yeah, sure...if you want to play in a stadium without panda pelt rugs in the luxury boxes like a bunch of damn savages...

You may laugh at this as inappropriate, but I’ll just sit back and relax in my just arrived shaker style living room recliner made from the reclaimed corpse of Muhammad Ali.

Wasn’t the first movie about how Clooney was mad at some dude for boinking Julia Roberts?

“Yay, and I say onto thee, as told by the Prophet Mendoza, on the 3rd pitch, he shall strike out.”

If you look closely, none of those shots went in

Favre and Away

Why?

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

But if they win the Big Ten championship on Saturday, they’ll have overcome so much adversity.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

As if io9 would want to talk about lame-ass 2D.

And here I thought he just collected bottle caps.

Not even a little surprised. Previous footage has shown Officer Kirby to be way too trigger happy.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

Isn’t that redundant? He already called on the 12s for help.