Black Laurence Olivier is not impressed.

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen Crispin Glover perform Ben.

It was the tannest of times, it was the drowniest of times

He could have had a million dollar book deal if he had dated Caitlyn Jenner.

Russell Wilson is now furiously googling “How to repair your friendship with Richard Sherman”.

I can just imagine his home life and I’m pretty sure he’s rolling in the puss already.

It’s like a preview for the upcoming season of ‘Animal Kingdom’ on TNT.

Damaged by a hairless pussy. Yes, please.

And that’s a guy who came back to play and make the Pro Bowl after beating cancer!

They’re actually decent seats; the second to last row in front of the luxury boxes. The actors James and Dave Franco were sitting in the row in front of us. It was a great experience, especially because of the Warriors great comeback win, but at some point you have to say, “Is this really worth it?”.

My friend had access to Warriors tickets at face value and he took me to the 1st game of the Spurs playoff matchup. However when the Finals tickets became available he said no because they were $600 each, $1200 for both. Yes, it’s the Warriors and it’s the Championship Finals but $1200?

“What are you reading?”

He felt horrible. He did not intend on hurting anybody.

A candid picture of Colin Jost after said canoodling happened.

This is turning into the election where each side hurls accusations and then sticks their fingers in their ears.

Popovich says it’s the same thing as a parking meter ticket.

And I’m pretty sure there were no Jews either! It’s Xanadu!

Laugh at her if you want but in a woman’s prison if you haven’t seen Hello Dolly that’s enough to get you stabbed with a shiv in the showers.

Woken’s Eleven