“Women should be celebrated and never hidden, so long as they are a size six or less.”

Who has to fuck the goat?

I would contact him off the strength of “my body is ready.” lol

With like, the added douchiness of “I just can’t remember those wacky brown-people names”.

“The opposite of ‘funny’ is not ‘serious’; the opposite of ‘funny’ is ‘not funny” -

** addendum to the second point - if you are the really attractive beardy guy in my academic department COMPLETELY BREAKING EVERY WHMIS RULE BTW and your socks look really nubbly and cozy you can also wear them with your birkenstocks.