i love the name Daisy!!

I SUPPORT MARTIN SHORT SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Monday, a friend came over to make me watch Jurassic Park for the first time (I know) and quite a many minutes were spent flipping out over the BD Wong appearance and even more minutes were spent being pissed that my friend didnt know who he was... BD FOREVER.

The only reason I clicked on the related article was because I thought it was Smaug. I was devastated to learn it was just dirty air.

Thank you. Now pardon me as I explain away the tears that are welling in my eyes to my coworkers... Someone must have onions nearby.

I spend most of my mornings watching Billy on the Street before work.

I had a similar experience- once when walking through Chicago's Hyde Park area, I made eye contact with a woman in rainboots who was pulling a suitcase. It was the middle of winter and there was snow and ice on the ground, so the rubber rainboots clearly stuck out in my mind as weird. She could slip! And when she…

In Japan, chances are I've seen you somewhere.

oh thank god, hahahaha. Ehime???? WERE YOU IN EHIME?!?!?! I love ehime people. Or were you in Shimane? I know a tall dude from there.

Cronuts came from NY to Japan and now Cat Cafes have moved from Japan to New York!!! WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE IM SO HAPPY

I spent a good portion of my childhood life locking the door to my bedroom so I could rock a scarf my grandmother gave me in the same way Christina is rocking that... top.

are you a tall dude who uses reddit?

I am so nervous about who you are...

I'm a tall woman. And I met this dude who is MUCH taller than me, like, shockingly so. So we obviously got around to talking about Tall things, and he suggested I go check out Reddits "Tall" subgroup. I don't realllyyyyy know anything about Reddit, but one day work was slow so I decided to check it out. Since I live…

The same thing happens in Japan, but at times it feels MUCH worse. Not only are buffets usually cheaper for women, but there are also rigid ideas about what "women's food" is. Many restaurants will have a "Ladies Set" that comes with a giant salad, small portions of everything else, and then cake, because here it is…

I get told OFTEN that I would be so pretty if I lost a few pounds. And it's said in the way where they truly believe they are helping me out.

DID HE NOT HAVE TO REHEARSE THIS!?

NATTO!!! FERMENTED SOY BEANS THAT STINK AND ARE SLIMY

I second this.

and if you're ever in Japan!