Wait...did a reader really confuse Cutlass, as in a 17th century sword and cutlet, as in a tasty pork or chicken preparation?

You are fundamentally unfit to review this show, or any other MCU property. Not only did you ignore the obvious hints of where the show was headed (included from the trailers before it even premiered), you miss that WandaVision, the first such show, was in fact largely a beautiful stand-alone meditation on grief, with…

Everyday I wake up, and all the problems that I was trying to avoid by going to sleep the night before are still there. In fact, some of them have gotten worse to varying degrees! Why can’t I just have standalone days, that don’t have any connection to the larger Yellowfoot Universe?

But if every story is just part of the next story, why bother paying attention to any story at all?

I think what’s crazy is that they teased a crossover in the trailers for this show, and you have spent weeks in your reviews where one of your complaints is about how they’re standalone episodes and don’t seem to be crossing over only to complain now that it has laid that cross-over out. It’s like you’ve actively…

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

“At that age [19], teenagers are mature enough to know what they’re being part of.”

So what you’re saying is that we should give the Q people their own state and keep them all there. I vote Iowa because, I mean, who cares?

Nah, we’re comfortable that he’ll be in jail soon.

Clearly put in there as a “yo, let’s f*** with the audience via random Easter eggs like robot/alien zombies: because we know YouTube nerds will over-analyze this thing and they will help with promotion and hype for a sequel!”

Yeah, I’m a huge Aliens fan, but I’ve seen so many movies where “large group gets pared down to small group gets pared down even further for the final survivors” movies over the decades that calling this a clone when there is so little else that is directly comparable is a bit much. Though admittedly I do remember…

As it turned out, this already-blurry aesthetic was a crucial part of how Snyder was able to CG Tig Notaro into scenes with the rest of the cast even though her parts were filmed later on a fake set, since he was able to just make her blurry when she was in the background. Rather than looking like Jar Jar Binks, then,…

Absolutely fantastic break down, well down. I’m not entirely clear why you aren’t writing the article about this instead of the one I just read, scraped together from other source’s work.

Which would be a good excuse if the film was going to have an mass Imax release. I imagine all those people with home Imax setups for their HBO Max were blown away.

Seriously though, while the Canon-7 RF f0.95 50mm lens ain’t all that common, I’d hesitate to call it “rare”. Hell, I’ve seen more of them in Austrlaia than Nikon F-mount f1.2 50mm - or even Pentax f1.2 50mm...both of which were made for decades after Canon stopped making rangefinders, and for lens mounts that are…

Of COURSE the guy whose vision for a modern blockbuster was the same aspect ratio of “I Love Lucy” would have dead pixels in his new movie.

Starting to think you might be my favorite writer here, honestly. And it’s not just because of your article, but how you’re laying out all the ignorant fools in the comment thread with straight facts.

If we keep clicking on the articles and writing comments, they’ll keep writing the articles.

YES, they should never work again, if all they’re going to do is find ways to collect massive paychecks for promoting fascism.

A shitty predatory corporation now has a shitty predatory CFO, thus making it an even more shitty predatory corporation. Thats why it matters. Keeping the public informed about where to spend our money and where not to spend it.