Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

It’s not that people want DC films to fail. We want them to stop doing what they’re currently doing and make room for something that won’t fail.

Do I think Thriller is one of the best albums of all time? Yup. Do I think Michael Jackson should burn in the fiery depths of hell for what we can all most likely assume raped and/or diddled children? Yup.

Didn’t we already have a video game that was inspired by Heart of Darkness?

And all this time I’ve been mad at Yuri on Ice for ripping off The Cutting Edge.

Actually, after watching the video, 100% (yes, 100%) of the fault is the ASSHOLES that are going way, way WAY too fast for the road conditions. I see it every single fucking time it snows out here in WI, where people think that they can just keep going 40mph+ in snow, on ice, and without any type of snow tires…

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

Frankly, I wouldn’t blame Clinton (or Obama) one bit if they just flipped us off and went and lived the rest of their lives in peace and luxury.

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

Cops kill more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS. Cars kill more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S. Obesity kills more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S. Heroin kills more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S.. ISIS is…

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

That picture looks like a still out of an anime.