Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

Well, it depends on the immortality, doesn’t it? Is it the Wolverine style, where you regenerate all damage cells (can’t be killed, can’t age, can’t be sick, etc)? Because then you’d be a skeleton in a skinsuit, as you wouldn’t be able to build muscle mass.

I have the ability to read an entire novel and apparently almost completely erase it from my memory.