Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Hey, also Chaffetz used campaign funds for a $738.08 purchase last year at the Apple Store and his campaign pays his Verizon bill. Fuck that guy.

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

You’re close:

Anything that causes him stress helps. Anything that forces him to froth at the mouth and spout lies for all the world to see helps. Anything that makes him look foolish helps. It won’t convince the die hards but it puts even more pressure on the Republicans and keeps our resistance reminded why we have to fight.…

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

If I’d been cut from the Jets I’d have had my hands up looking happy

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

The timing of that tweet makes this Massachusetts resident’s heart sing. 9:52. 8 minutes before the morning KKK rally on WEEI signs off. Fucking beautiful. So that means that the Midday show, which appeals to the not-racist, but still MASSHOLE listeners is going to get to beat off for four hours, then eventually the…

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

Today’s Headline:

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

I think you might be right. She is clearly physically repulsed by him to the point where she can’t mask it. That looks reflexive.

A little OT but here’s yet more evidence that FLOTUS is living in a hell of her own making. I’m also seriously beginning to think he’s physically abusing her.

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture