You go all the way to Montana to suck a guy off, you want credit for your work.

To be fair, a black guy playing golf is pretty uppity, is the kind of thing racist people think.

Fattest president since Taft.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

By cheating do you mean that time the team recorded video from a perfectly legal location and that time the laws of physics worked as they were supposed to?

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

Pats “got caught cheating” the same way Hillary “got caught” murdering diplomats in Benghazi. That’s why we call it Ballghazi.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Seriously, I live in central Illinois and it’s not supposed to get here until Saturday and last night at the grocery store was like last helicopter out of Saigon.

BUT... I’ve got frozen pizzas, beer, and some goldfish crackers or some shit the children will eat

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Hindsight... LOL!!

I don’t know what your complaining about, Brady looks really good.